February 12, 2008

Hello Everyone

Welcome to my little corner of the web.

I have started this blog to get back at my ex.

She is a criminally stupid, mentally challenged, anal retentive, animal hating, Bush supporting, Martini drinking, mental masturbator.

For the better part of 3 years, she has made my life a living hell. She destroyed the things I liked, cannibalized my life and turned me into who I am today.

Having said this, I am grateful to her. At least it can’t get any worse (unless I meet her mother)

This blog will recount the stories of our relationship and so much more.

Enjoy Chez Hakim


i*maginate said...

Wow. I think I'm gonna be liking this blog ;-) Common...dish the dirt!

Rambling Hal said...

Well, from one aspect, that's like cleaning urself out/letting it all out so you can start 'anew' or some such corniness.

From the other aspect, won't it drive you crazy to go over it all again until you're practically suicidal?

I say you go on a screwing-binge.

Also, what's wrong with Martinis?

And also, hahahhahaha, your about you is hilarious, yup, everything is more profound when said in Latin :D

Ok I'm done now.

Iman said...

Hahahaha .. Hal, you are hilarious :D

Chez Hakim ... Hope in th end, it'll make you feel less miserable!! write away! :p